"Don’t Move to Tacoma"

Ha! I totally agree!

I could feel the Tacoman in me hunker down, and claim Patton’s fear and the crowd’s dismissal as a point of pride. And then something changed in my inner Tacoman; instead of wanting to jump up and down like the Tacoma cheerleader I’ve been over many years, I thought, “thank god for Patton; between his insults and the fog, maybe we still have a little bit of time before the world really discovers and ruins Tacoma.” 

[http://postdefiance.com/dont-move-to-tacoma/]